Christmas is without a doubt the best time of year when you’re a little
kid. Yeah, this celebration is supposed to be about a holy baby in a manger,
but children and all but the most devout Christians relate a lot more to Santa
Claus. As I write this in mid-November, Christmas carols have already jolted my
ears in a few public places. Such overkill is one reason why, even though it’s
the most prolific of holidays, I can’t rank it as the best, except for kids
under the age of 10.
As years go by youthful innocence gets hijacked by pubescence and its
accompanying penchant for mischief. That’s why, just guessing, but I’d say more
than half the population between the ages of 10 and 18 or thereabout ranks
Halloween ahead of Christmas as the jolliest time of year. This trend has
accelerated in the modern era as this quirky unofficial holiday has evolved
from a single day on the calendar to take over the entire month of October. How
puzzling it is why a surprising number of adults also have gotten into the
spirit of a holiday that celebrates the macabre and doesn’t even entail a day
off from work. Chalk it up to great marketing by candy and costume companies.
Speaking of which, Halloween IMO ranks second to Valentine’s Day as the most
contrived of holidays. February 14 exists as a tribute not so much to Cupid as
to the skill of modern marketers. Ostensibly it celebrates romance but a day
that originated for lovers has morphed into preschool toddlers drawing hearts
on cards for fellow classmates as well as Mommy and Daddy. Love is a good
thing. But this curmudgeon views the curdled versions celebrated on Valentine’s
Day as too much of a good thing.
People of all ages tend to have a good time on Independence Day. Patriots like
me have not much bad to say about it, although one can take a dim view of
commercial exploitation that tends to tip heavily toward fireworks that are
illegal in many places and dangerous everywhere. Nonetheless, this holiday
shines with almost everyone because of the opportunity to express patriotism,
tap toes to Sousa marches while enjoying professional fireworks shows, and take
part in fun-filled cookouts in the most casual attire. Too bad it’s such a fleeting
mid-summer moment.
Memorial Day and Labor Day also are single-day events whose reasons for being
are barely noted by most of the population anymore. They resonate mostly
because they result in extended weekends for most people and, practically
speaking, bookend the beginning and end of summer. We look forward to these
holidays, but they do not register as high as the aforementioned on most
peoples’ joy-meter.
Easter is a holiday that deserves honorable mention at best, being relegated
mostly to Christians and not even generating a working day off. St. Patrick’s
Day is nominally another religious holiday, in the same sense that dwarf
tossing nominally can be considered a sport. Mostly March 17 gives college
students and other amateur imbibers a more or less sanctioned excuse to get
drunk.
As for New Year’s Eve/New Year’s Day, which for practical purposes can be
considered a single holiday, well, that too is a time given mainly to a
celebration of intoxicating beverages and not only for college students.
Actually, the second part of NYE/NYD mostly celebrates hangover remedies. The
best of NCAA football, too, which combined with a day off from work for most of
us are reasons to cherish this holiday. However, a veil of gloom attends NYD in
marking as it does the end of a lengthy holiday season and the start of a
three-month run of dreadful weather for those of us living up north. NYD always
feels to me like I’m sitting in a pleasant waiting room for a dental
appointment.
As for the pseudo-holidays of Columbus Day, President’s Day and Martin Luther
King Day, they are virtually meaningless except as an excuse for government
workers to get yet another day off.
Veteran’s Day deserves to be ranked above the other government-only holidays
due to its solemn heritage. It used to be taken more seriously when it was
called Armistice Day to celebrate what was thought to be the end of the war to
end all wars - the ultimate in wishful thinking. Now Veteran’s Day is indistinguishable
from Memorial Day except without a break from work for people in the private
sector.
Finally, we come to the one American holiday even I have trouble treating with
cynicism. Thanksgiving is the purest of our celebrations, the least trampled
upon by commercialism, the most embraceable by people of all ages, ethnicities
and religions. As the name suggests, it is a time for reflection, peace and
charity, and perfectly suited for celebrating with extended family and friends.
You have to be a real turkey not to love Thanksgiving. May yours be filled with
love and happiness.
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